holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
(Source: poyzn, via h-ate-f-uck)
I hope the son sees this when he gets older
(Source: winchestrbrothrs, via plaid-shirts)
…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
Baby, can you play with fire?